Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is a series of comic books by Jhonen Vasquez. The main character, Johnny (a.k.a. Nny) cages random people in his basement and mutilates them, all to get blood for a wall in his house supposedly holding back a monster. Between (as well as during) the many graphic murders, the protagonist offers many comments of a philosophical and critical bent man. From the Comic (7 volumes)[edit] ( Note: Every exclamation mark was actually used in the comic. Vasquez is fond of multiple exclamation marks.) Johnny[edit] WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BACTINE! volume 1, his first line in the comic Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death. I see by the looks of you that you understand. said to Squee when they first meet. Hmm? What's that Shmee? Mm, Hmm. Yeeess. Hmm? Yeah. Really? Uh, Huh. Okaay. What? Hmm. Well FUCK YOU MR. BEAR! You speak LIES! LIIIIES! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile lint infested bastard! How many more, like you, are there?! How many more?! You can't even imagine the things I've endured! And always at the hands of shit like you! You don't know the truth! to Squee's teddy bear, Shmee. Hey, sorry about the window, but I noticed it was locked. I don't suggest you ever lock it again. Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me! GODDAMMIT! IT KNEW! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home! BUT IT KNEW! IT KNEWWWW! Did the DOG SEND YOU?! to a man surveying people about the recent murders I was just drawing a comic; Happy Noodle Boy. It's really popular with the homeless insane. Whether in a suit, or in a loincloth, people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another. in response to one of the surveyor's questions Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom.
I'm putting these two together, because they really do form one larger piece - the craft of an artistic mastermind. Although perhaps mastermind isn't the best word to use here. What do you call the person that they lock up when they're about fifteen because they keep saying things to their teachers like, The human body has ten thousand miles of blood vessels in it and I can feel my hate for you coursing through every one? Or the guy who buys a dog, takes care of it, feeds it, loves it, and t I'm putting these two together, because they really do form one larger piece - the craft of an artistic mastermind. Although perhaps mastermind isn't the best word to use here. What do you call the person that they lock up when they're about fifteen because they keep saying things to their teachers like, The human body has ten thousand miles of blood vessels in it and I can feel my hate for you coursing through every one? Or the guy who buys a dog, takes care of it, feeds it, loves it, and then one day realizes that the dog has been spying on him for the CIA for years and buries it in his backyard? Or the angry hobo who lurches up to your car as you wait at the stop light, a bucket of dirty, grey water in one hand and a rotten squeegee in the other and proceeds to molest himself with it, afterward demanding that you gave him change, quot;, For the show That kind of guy. What would you call him? Whatever it is, welcome to the world of Jhonen Vasquez. Strap yourself in. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is the story of Johnny C., known to his very few friends simply as Nny. Nny is rail-thin, yet something of a fashion plate, and lives in a broken-down house with two evil Styrofoam doughboys, a dead bunny nailed to a wall, and a gateway to a creature of infinite evil somewhere in one of the many basements of the house. In his free time, Johnny kills people in horrible and graphically.
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